Salesman:hum pathano ko koi cheez nai baichtay,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:yeh t.v kitnay ka hai,

Salesman:hum pathano ko chezein nai baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gya: What’s the cost of that t.v?

Salesman:hum pathano ko cheezein nai baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: tujhe kaisay pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: kyun k yeh t.v nai "MICROWave oven hai"
:YES