Principal to student…" I saw u yesterday rotating near hostel pulling cigarette… ? "
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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once teacher said…."I’m going out of the to America.."

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"..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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don’t. laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two "

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"I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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