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Girls N Boys

In eXam,Madam Said write ur lover’s name in paper. . . . After 05 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished ma’m But . . . After 1 hour BOYZ said Xtra Sheet plzzz..".

Ye Jo HAsinao Ke Baal Hote He!
Ye larke Fasane Ke Jaal Hote He!
In Hasinao ne najaane kittno ko is jaal me fasa ke inka KHOON piya hoga!
Isliye to Inke HOOTH Laal Hote He!!

Girl:Ao chupan chupai khelty hain. agar tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhy kiss dungi Boy:agar main na dhundh saka to? Girl:fikar na kro mein chhat pe chupi hon gi.

Boy To Girl: Tum To 14vi Ka Chand Ho..

Girl: Sach Kya Main Itni Khubsurat Hun..??

Boy: Aray Nahi !!

Main To Yeh Batana Chah Raha Tha,

Tum Itni Gol Matol Ho..

Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?
Beti: A.K.B.M.A Karongi.
Papa: What is A.K.B.M.A?
Beti: Ahsan Ki Banhon Main Aaram…
Uff Ye Larkiyan Bhi Na…

2 boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
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Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
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Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!

Girl: Ab bas bhi karo,
Boy: Kuch ni hota,
Girl: Kisi ne dekh liya to,
Boy: Kuch ni hoga,
Girl: Bas ab mai aur nahi karne dungi,
Boy: Plz thoda sa karne do nahi to is bar me exams me fir fail ho janouga

Advise to all the ..
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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
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And
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Do not play with smart boys u may get ..

Arz kia hai Pink lips are the girls beauty…Wah..Wah..Pink lips are
the girls beauty..And kissing them is boys duty..!

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Girls N Boys

In eXam,Madam Said write ur lover’s name in paper. . . . After 05 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished ma’m But . . . After 1 hour BOYZ said Xtra Sheet plzzz..".

Ye Jo HAsinao Ke Baal Hote He!
Ye larke Fasane Ke Jaal Hote He!
In Hasinao ne najaane kittno ko is jaal me fasa ke inka KHOON piya hoga!
Isliye to Inke HOOTH Laal Hote He!!

Girl:Ao chupan chupai khelty hain. agar tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhy kiss dungi Boy:agar main na dhundh saka to? Girl:fikar na kro mein chhat pe chupi hon gi.

Boy To Girl: Tum To 14vi Ka Chand Ho..

Girl: Sach Kya Main Itni Khubsurat Hun..??

Boy: Aray Nahi !!

Main To Yeh Batana Chah Raha Tha,

Tum Itni Gol Matol Ho..

Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?
Beti: A.K.B.M.A Karongi.
Papa: What is A.K.B.M.A?
Beti: Ahsan Ki Banhon Main Aaram…
Uff Ye Larkiyan Bhi Na…

2 boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
.
..
Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
.
..
Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!

Girl: Ab bas bhi karo,
Boy: Kuch ni hota,
Girl: Kisi ne dekh liya to,
Boy: Kuch ni hoga,
Girl: Bas ab mai aur nahi karne dungi,
Boy: Plz thoda sa karne do nahi to is bar me exams me fir fail ho janouga

Advise to all the ..
..
..
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
..
And
..
Do not play with smart boys u may get ..

Arz kia hai Pink lips are the girls beauty…Wah..Wah..Pink lips are
the girls beauty..And kissing them is boys duty..!

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Right Place Right Time and Right camera

Right Place Right Time and Right

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They have found her!!

They have found her!!

Popeye
We’ve Found her

The Great Sailor man..

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His mom..

We Found her..

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Learn chinese in 5 minutes

Learn chinese in 5 minutes

OK read the meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words…

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn’t make as much sense)…

1) That’s not right……………………………… Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP…………………………………… Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man……………………………………… Dum Fuk

5) Small horse…………………………………. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?………………….. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table……….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift…………………. Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………………… Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet…………… Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone………………….. No Pah King

12) staying out of sight………………………… Lei Ying Lo

13) He’s cleaning his automobile……………. Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive……………… Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great……………………………………… ….. Fa Kin Su Pa

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