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How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?

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Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once again..

Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.

Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora ka maza jalaa daala

Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

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How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?


Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once again..

Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.

Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora ka maza jalaa daala

Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Give me bed of mine….
Give me some peace of Mind… ..
Give me another night…
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na na?.Na na nana na?.

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How a punjabi lady calls her husband

How a punjabi lady calls her husband, for the 7 years AFTER MARRIAGE

1st year….A G

2nd year….O G

3rd year……SUNDE HO

4th year…..O BUNTY DE PAPA

5th year….MAIN KYA SUNYA NAHI

6th year……….KITHY MARGAYE

7th year…………MARJANEYA AUNDA K MEIN AAWAN

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How a punjabi lady calls her husband

How a punjabi lady calls her husband, for the 7 years AFTER MARRIAGE

1st year….A G

2nd year….O G

3rd year……SUNDE HO

4th year…..O BUNTY DE PAPA

5th year….MAIN KYA SUNYA NAHI

6th year……….KITHY MARGAYE

7th year…………MARJANEYA AUNDA K MEIN AAWAN

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Good Morning

apne gharwale nu :- uttho ji tuhadi jaan GOOD MORNING kehndi aa……
gharwala:- chal chaah le k aa , nahi dekhi kut kini paindi aa…… =)):))
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