Blood Puddle Pillow

If your idea of a good time is tricking people into thinking you’ve been shot, these blood puddle pillows are perfect for you. Inspired by those suspenseful moments when a sleeping loved one is a little too still for a little too long, they are an irreverent combination of comfort and fear.

Alarm Clock Pillow

This pillow is designed to gently wake you by exposing your eyes to a glowing cloud of illumination, gradually increasing in brightness over a 40 minute period. You can see time on the pillow’s surface too.

Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

Reboot your livingroom with this three-pillow set, that look as if they’ve jumped right off your keyboard. Made from Eco-Felt –100% recycled plastic bottles–, they are as soft as durable.

iSleep Laptop Pillow

Developed by Ivonne Dippmann, the i-Sleep pillow works in unison with your laptop and could transpire to be an indispensable travel gadget for those needing a little shut-eye whilst jet-setting to their next business appointment. Billed as being ‘an analog laptop extension’, it’s described as functioning in much the same way as an aircraft’s lifejacket, using the hot air expelled by your laptop (whilst your laptop’s in standby mode) to inflate and become a very warm pillow.

How are you feeling? Choose one of the Ridibundus smiley set of pillows to communicate it. They come in six styles: , , , :-/, , and, our favourite, , with a tongue that actually sticks out.

Tissue-dispensing Pillow

For those who cry easily reading soppy novels or who are unhappily weeping over a breakup, this Kleenex-dispensing pillow will provide the ultimate convenience in sniffle-stifling. No more groping for that tissue box that probably fell off the bedside table anyway. Alternatively, the ThenCry pillow could be useful during the coming flu season when you’re already sick in bed and can barely rise to get that tissue box.

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